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i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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So my professor was asking questions.

Professor:Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people:*raises hand*
Professor:Who plans on never getting married?
Me:*raises hand*
Professor:*points me out* why?
Me:It's illegal.

Awkward moment when I am sitting in the airport floor and 50 ed sherran fans come rushing in.



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how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst

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