i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
|Professor:||Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?|
|Like 3 people:||*raises hand*|
|Professor:||Who plans on never getting married?|
|Professor:||*points me out* why?|
Awkward moment when I am sitting in the airport floor and 50 ed sherran fans come rushing in.